Virg-O-Lantern

Once the candle was put out by Virg's bum, things went as smoothly as can be imaged for placing a baby in a pumpkin. Some people say pumpkin pie is their comfort food, but for Virg, pumpkins are literally comfortable food.

Behold the Pumpkin King

Boyz in thier Hoodies

It's getting cold out there, and that means covering your head. Just an observation, but do you notice that Virg looks like a jedi master in his hoodie, and Dad looks like a crazy man who just stole a baby? Anyhoo - here's a few tips for anyone interested in carrying a baby in a Baby Bjorn.

1) Say goodbye to your back.
2) Hold the feet. Kicking a horse will make it go faster. Kicking a Daddy will make him loose his breath and start singing like Gilda from Rigoletto. (Virg loves Verdi)

Tummy Time... TO THE X-TREME!!!

Once a baby is about three months old they should start getting a few minutes of "tummy time" every day. For the average baby this means just what it sounds like. Boring! But for the Virg, we have EXTREME TUMMY TIME! The professional luciador's name is Senor Guppy, and he was one tough hombre. With one look, Virg knew this would be the toughest tummy time of his entire life. Virg (or Chico Froggy as he's known in the luciador circuit) donned his tummy time shorts, but left his shirt off so he could intimidate his opponent by showing off his muscular arms and his 'two pack' abs. It was a fierce battle, but in the end Senor Guppy was soundly defeated by Chico Froggy.

If your looking to take a tumble,
and watch your strength crumble,
just ask Chico Froggy for a rumble!

Chico Froggy after winning the match!

Virg peeks into the political arena

It has been too long since my last post. I blame it on the economy, because I can. Who's going to step up and defend it?

Today Virg got his first glimpse into our political circus. I didn't want to scare him off with a full blown presidential debate on foreign policy, so we waited until today and took a simple stroll through the VP debate. What's the worst that could happen? We got all dressed up in our patriotic jump suits of freedom, waved our American flags that were made in China, and clung to each other in a confused daze. All in all I think it went well. I'd say Virg came away from the debate with the same reaction as most of America. He threw up a little in his mouth.