The Virg-uper Bowl

What do Homer Simpson, Fred Flintstone, and The Big Lebowski all have in common with Virg. That's right, they are all sharp dressers! On an unrelated topic, Virg went bowling last weekend to celebrate his super awesome cool cousin's birthday. Virg was, without a doubt, the best bowler under three feet. Did he get a strike? Well of course he did. He took to the game like a moose to water, where the moose is Virg and the water is the game of bowling. So... very well.

I'll get a strike this time because this ball is totally Orange.

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A white carnation

What is the significance of a single white carnation? Virg has pondered this question for Valentine's Day. There are many things people say they would get for the person they love. Some would say: "I love you so much, I'll give you the moon", but the moon is for everyone to enjoy. Others would say: "I love you so much, I'll give you an expensive jewel", but jewels can be lost or stolen. But all these things are only symbols for the love we so urgently want to share with the person we love. Love can not be displayed, put in a box, or lost. Every other gift we give pales in comparison to the love it represents. The white carnation is a simple, humble, and precious symbol of the love that we will never be able to completely express to the Love of our Life.

I love you Mommy!

Air Force Virg

Virg and Daddy went to the Boeing Museum of Flight last weekend. The whole time we were reenacting scenes from Top Gun. At first, Daddy was Maveric and Virg was Goose, but then Daddy remembered that Goose died or something. So then, Daddy was Maveric and Virg was Iceman, but then Daddy remembered that those two didn't get along very well. So then, Virg was Maveric and Daddy was Charlie, but Daddy didn't really like playing the female role. So then we started doing scenes from Air Force One. Virg was Harrison Ford as the president and Daddy was Mork from Ork. Daddy doesn't really remember that movie too well.

Daddy, I think that security officer would like us to get out of his plane.

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The cutting edge of technology... on clearance.

Virg was happy to hear that Daddy is going back to work next week. To get ready for the new job, Daddy got the best laptop money can buy... or rather, the best laptop that Daddy's money can buy. It's a V-Tech Nitro for ages 5 and up. It's got an overwhelming 80 programs, so Virg will be spending most of his weekend helping Daddy ramp up. As long as the job doesn't require anything more complicated than counting jumping carrots or learning the alphabet in Spanish, things should work out just great!

And you hit this button if you want the bunny to dance.