The Bed Speech

Fathers! Mothers! Gather around, for The Virg has an important message that we must not ignore any longer. Is this a time when your sons and daughters should just lay down and sleep? No I say! No!! Now is the time when we must all rise up and play with trucks and blocks! You may say to me it is getting close to 8:00, but I say to you the specific time is not what is important, but rather what we do with the precious time we have right now! You may say to me that our PJ's are on, but I ask you who is more ON, the PJ's or The VIRG! The VIRG is way more ON! You may say Virg is starting to get a little crabby, but to that I say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA GO NIGH NIGH!!!

I believe there is a land beyond slumber,
and we can get there if we work together!!

The power of a booster

Virg has upgraded to Dinner Table 2.0 with the installation of a booster chair. They (the people who control the world) have often compared computer ram to a table. If you're computer is running on 8MB RAM it's like working on a table the size of a small notepad (not the cool new Apple iPad, but the old school paper ones). If you had a 100 terabytes of RAM you'd be working in the salt flats of Utah. Well Virg just upgraded his dinner table RAM. He's gone from a dinky 8MB high chair to at least a 50MB oak table. Now we can constantly have our Mac 'N Cheese program running even when we need to boot up the emergency graham cracker program. There's even extra room for Daddy's little martini app!

I would like to load the Apple Pie program please! myPie!