I can see my house from up here...

Here we can see Virg almost to the peak of Mt. Procrastination. It was a long and arduous trek, but the view is breathtaking.

Down in the valley of this mountain you can hear the Mommy and Daddy calling to each other in the early morning "Have you seen any clean socks?" "I saw one in that small glade of underpants over there." They are a small and simple tribe of people with ancient stories of something called 'Folds'. But even if some of the elders claim to remember the days-of-old when there were no wrinkles, Virg believes they are all just fairy tails used to scare small children.

Daylight savings... aka Time Travel

It was bound to happen sooner or later. When will humans learn that we can't play with the forces of nature without consequence? Every year we time travel one hour forward in the Spring, and one hour back in the Fall. Well, we set our clocks back an hour last night, and this morning we found Virg had time traveled all the way back to the early 1930's. He was saying things like:

"The only thing that prohibition is helping is the growing black market for alcohol and the violent gangsters who profit from it."
"The whole reason we are in the this financial mess is because of the unfounded belief that the market could sustain the high stock prices of the 'Roaring Twenties'."
"Herbert Hoover wouldn't have won the presidency if the market crash would have hit just a few months earlier. Worst president ever!"

He's sooooo cute when he complains about the state of the world! They say history repeats itself, but this is ridiculous.

BumbleVirg

The science community is at a loss, and it's time we find out what's causing CCD in our honey bee hives across this great nation of ours. Only Virg has the ability and cuteness to infiltrate the hive and find out what the buzz is all about. It's a dangerous mission, but Virg is prepared with the best costume available (for under $20.) According to his findings, it turns out it's just bad gas. Virg taught the Queen how to burp like a pro. Now, all we can do is wait, pray, and listen for little bee burps.

Virg-O-Lantern

Once the candle was put out by Virg's bum, things went as smoothly as can be imaged for placing a baby in a pumpkin. Some people say pumpkin pie is their comfort food, but for Virg, pumpkins are literally comfortable food.

Behold the Pumpkin King

Boyz in thier Hoodies

It's getting cold out there, and that means covering your head. Just an observation, but do you notice that Virg looks like a jedi master in his hoodie, and Dad looks like a crazy man who just stole a baby? Anyhoo - here's a few tips for anyone interested in carrying a baby in a Baby Bjorn.

1) Say goodbye to your back.
2) Hold the feet. Kicking a horse will make it go faster. Kicking a Daddy will make him loose his breath and start singing like Gilda from Rigoletto. (Virg loves Verdi)

Tummy Time... TO THE X-TREME!!!

Once a baby is about three months old they should start getting a few minutes of "tummy time" every day. For the average baby this means just what it sounds like. Boring! But for the Virg, we have EXTREME TUMMY TIME! The professional luciador's name is Senor Guppy, and he was one tough hombre. With one look, Virg knew this would be the toughest tummy time of his entire life. Virg (or Chico Froggy as he's known in the luciador circuit) donned his tummy time shorts, but left his shirt off so he could intimidate his opponent by showing off his muscular arms and his 'two pack' abs. It was a fierce battle, but in the end Senor Guppy was soundly defeated by Chico Froggy.

If your looking to take a tumble,
and watch your strength crumble,
just ask Chico Froggy for a rumble!

Chico Froggy after winning the match!

Virg peeks into the political arena

It has been too long since my last post. I blame it on the economy, because I can. Who's going to step up and defend it?

Today Virg got his first glimpse into our political circus. I didn't want to scare him off with a full blown presidential debate on foreign policy, so we waited until today and took a simple stroll through the VP debate. What's the worst that could happen? We got all dressed up in our patriotic jump suits of freedom, waved our American flags that were made in China, and clung to each other in a confused daze. All in all I think it went well. I'd say Virg came away from the debate with the same reaction as most of America. He threw up a little in his mouth.