It's become obvious now that Virg is a natural born leader. First he takes command as Chief Editor of the world famous blog 'Virg of Happiness', now he's become head chef in the somewhat less world famous Hansen Home Kitchen. Our slogan: "You want good food? Hansen Home Kitchen probably won't make you sick!" I used to be head chef, but have been demoted to line cook. But Virg is a very fair and even tempered leader. Our new slogan is "You want good food? Our food is better now that it's being cooked by a baby!" And since I will not be working the next three weeks, I need the work. I'm being paid in cute baby noises and snuggles, which I've found somewhat less effective than traditional currency at the local Safeway. I totally thought a giggle from Virg was worth at least a banana, but the store manager didn't seem think so.
