Are you ready to ROCK!!!

Children are starting to play video games at such a young age these days. Virg likes Rock Band the best. He totally shreds on the virtual guitar. The virtual crowd just loves him. One virtual groupie even threw their virtual underwear at him. I was virtually disturbed. Virg is a total rock star. He stays up way late into the evening, mumbles incoherently, passes out after going on a drinking bender, soils himself, and has a 24 hour staff to clean up after him. Here's Virg passed out on me just after he gave me some pointers on how to get through a song with no mistakes... that's right - 1485345 note streak!

Hello Covington! Are you ready to ROCK!! (or maybe just take a little nap)