As most of you are aware, there is only one true enemy to the survival of the human race. The moose! I have know this since birth, it's in my DNA. Virg, unfortunately, had to learn this the hard way. It was a beautiful day, and Mommy decided to take a picture with Virg holding some of the apple butter she had made. Virg was wearing his plaid flannel and the backdrop of the picture was a beautiful evergreen tree. The "cute" moose was added to round out the picture. But you should never trust a moose...

As you can see, everything looks fine at first. Virg is adorably cute and the moose seems to be having a good time as well...
Then BAM!!! MOOSE ATTACK!!!
A wise man once said: 'The secret to surviving a moose attack is to still be alive after the moose attacks.' Luckily Virg has a cedar-belt in Mountain-man Kung Fu.