Virg wants everyone to have happy Valentines day. So here are a few classic pickup lines that the Daddy has passed on to Virg. These are Virg certified and should not be underestimated. They will make that beutiful person across the room fall madly in love with you, or reignite the passion of an existing relationship.
- This must be heaven, because I'm looking at an angel.
- Besides being drop dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
- I lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?
- Here I am! What were your other two wishes?
- Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
- You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
- My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
- You must be gravity, baby, because you’re the only thing keeping me here.
- Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Careful you don't break my heart.
