Our little tax credit.

Is it wrong to put a price on a child? OK - but if YOU didn't set that price, is it wrong to accept that price for a child? OK - but if you accepted the money with the intention of saving it for the child's college education? That's what I thought, but I'm taking the money anyways. If money is the root of all evil, I bet it tastes just like a parsnip. Who in their right mind would turn down a parsnip? And more importantly, if money is the root of all evil, what is the leafy green of all evil? I'll bet it's Arugula!

You're a little short Daddy.

I better not find another receipt for a new ukulele!