Look! On the wall! It's a baby! It's a spider!
It's SpiderVirg!!!
SpiderVirg, SpiderVirg
Does whatever a SpiderVirg does
Can he swing from a thread?
No, he can't. Mom says it's dangerous.
Hey there! There goes the SpiderVirg
Is he strong? Listen bud
He's got radioactive blood
Actually, that's not good
We should probably see a doctor about that
LookOut! He's got radioactive blood
In the chill of night
We turn up the heat
And don't flush the toilet
You might wake him up
SpiderVirg, SpiderVirg
Friendly neighborhood SpiderVig
Is he part spider and part baby
No he's not, that's geneticlly impossible
What the duce! I'm singing 'bout SpiderVirg
Verse: Em Am Em B7 Em
Bridge: D7 G B7 G D7 G C6 B7