Rub A Dub Dub - It's Virg in the tub.

They say cleanliness is next to Godliness. I looked it up and that's actually not true. Go-cart and gofers are next to Godliness in the dictionary I have. Virg likes bath time, especially now that he has his pirate rubber ducky. There used to be other rubber ducks, but one by one they disappeared without any explication. Strange stuff.

Cheeky monkey! Where you trying to look at my bum?