What do Homer Simpson, Fred Flintstone, and The Big Lebowski all have in common with Virg. That's right, they are all sharp dressers! On an unrelated topic, Virg went bowling last weekend to celebrate his super awesome cool cousin's birthday. Virg was, without a doubt, the best bowler under three feet. Did he get a strike? Well of course he did. He took to the game like a moose to water, where the moose is Virg and the water is the game of bowling. So... very well.
I'll get a strike this time because this ball is totally Orange.