Home Depot - The happiest place on earth!

Why in the world would Daddy go to Toys 'R Us to get a small, plastic, cheep version of what Virg really wants.  Now hold on, before you go dialing Child Protection Service, we didn't go and buy Virg a new 2011 8360R John Deere Tractor (with Premium CommandView II Cab and Active Seat).  However Daddy may consider a very sweet John Deere riding lawn mower.  The thing has a cup holder!  How in the world could anything go wrong if Virg had a nice cold sippy cup of milk by his side.  Daddy may not remember his high school physics (or anything at all from the four year blur called college), but there is most definitely a law of physics about a person's safety increasing proportionately to the proximity to milk, or a cow that gives milk.  Yup, it has something to do with Diamagnetism and frogs.

Do they have one with a HEMI?