Help! Cute little zombies in the backyard

You know it's time to pack up and leave town when cute little zombies start popping up in the backyard.  You have simply got no chance against them.  If the zombies were old, wore ratty clothes, made grunting sounds and smelled like rotten eggs, you'd never think twice about blasting them out of existence.  But when they're 2 feet tall, wearing their best Carter's outfits, making little googoo sounds, and only drooling a little bit, it's a tough call.  Their legendary cuteness can be mesmerizing until they are almost on top of you and then they have you right where they want you - and it's too late.  You're pretty much defenseless in these circumstances, except for the one magic card that never fails to turn them right around and get them running the other way in a hurry:  threat of a diaper change.   

We're coming to get you (and drool all over your shirt)!