Feng Shui - the Virg way

Finally on Sunday, Daddy's plans for a rock garden at the front door came to fruition.  While Mommy and Emmett were inside napping, Virg and Daddy worked diligently hauling big and small rocks from all around the yard to the front porch to become part of Daddy's masterwork.  It may appear that these rocks are defying the laws of physics, and yes they are.  In fact, no super glue or other adhesives or stabilizers were employed.  Daddy likes the idea that the products of all his painstaking labor may be knocked over and annihilated at any instant, in the tradition of the Tibetan sand mandala ceremonies symbolizing the Buddhist doctrinal belief in the transitory nature of material life. In terms of the Feng Shui value, the rock sculptures are funneling the chi energy in all sorts of crazy directions, and keeping the negative energy thoroughly confused at the front door.  Perfect!  

Here I am demonstrating what I like to call the

"crazy-rock-pointing-to-the-sky" pose.

Breathe in for 2, breathe out for 4,

and don't let Emmett bring that bulldozer in here!