Cheesecake the size of your head!

One of the advantages to being a baby is that Virg can use the phrase "It was the size of my head!" and it's true. Nobody will doubt him. But in case you need proof. Here is a photo (or digital image for any Jake type people reading this currently), of our outing to the Cheesecake Factory. It's the Dulce De Leche Caramel Cheesecake. The description for this particular cheesecake was as follows (or at least it should have been):

"Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have diabetes? Well order this sugar time bomb and witness your body fight to survive as it tries to process this much sweetness. If you are diabetic, please do not order this cheesecake as you will explode as soon as the waiter sets in on your table."

Team Pabst - Virg Crossover

Nothing captures the pure innocence of a baby as being surrounded by deep fried potato, dead chicken parts slathered in mouth burning sauce, glasses filled to the brim with alcohol, and people who argue about the validity of a plastic bag tax and the difference between film and video. Yes all these things could only mean Virg attended his first official Team Pabst meeting.


Be sure to check out the official Team Pabst blog for meeting minutes and more photos of the big day.

Everything is SO BIG in the city

When Virg learns to write and composes his literary masterpiece that rivals Homer's Odyssey, there will no doubt be a chapter dedicated to his exploits with the ruler of all cats. Dolce!

At first Virg was a bit apprehensive as Dolce was twice his size (Virg 11 lbs. - Dolce 22 lbs.), but Dolce was quickly won over by Virg's cuteness. As you can see from this photo, Dolce couldn't stop looking at Virg. The two of them had many exciting adventures together.

Virg Groban

No. That's not Josh Groban. I was shocked and amazed myself when I first saw this video. Look out world, here comes the next big singing sensation. Look at the emotion, the passion, and sheer talent of this young and up and coming star. At only five and a half weeks he has already wowed everyone in the whole wide house.

'The Cute'

Lack of sleep has turned my mind to mush. As Virg ponders the mysteries of this new world he's in, I try not to black out and bang my head on the laptop. But I'm not completely unaware of what's happening around our household.

He's cute... a little too cute! He's planning something. Don't pretend like you don't see it as well. Sure, you may say I'm getting paranoid (or more paranoid to be more accurate) and maybe I only have two brain cells firing anymore, but I don't think he's being so cute by accident. I submit the attached photo's as evidence. This isn't just some cute little baby boy. Oh NO! But a mastermind honing his power to control 'The Cute'. Yes...The Cute is strong with this one!

Virg... I am your Father!

Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Virg... the plot thickens!

It's a dark and stormy night in a city where the scum of the earth gather to bring forth the chaos they seem destined to unleash into this world. Vince the Rose is perched on the top of the clock tower. From there he can see every poor sap who's unlucky enough walk unknowingly between the cross hares of his snippier rifle. Vince is out for blood tonight, and his aim is to strike fear into the whole world...Vince is a good shot.

Luckily, Virg is no place near that city, so we went out on our first stroller ride. It was uneventfully for the most part. We got to see some bumblebee's fly around a lavender plant. Virg slept through most of it.

Ratatouille has nothing on Virg

It's become obvious now that Virg is a natural born leader. First he takes command as Chief Editor of the world famous blog 'Virg of Happiness', now he's become head chef in the somewhat less world famous Hansen Home Kitchen. Our slogan: "You want good food? Hansen Home Kitchen probably won't make you sick!" I used to be head chef, but have been demoted to line cook. But Virg is a very fair and even tempered leader. Our new slogan is "You want good food? Our food is better now that it's being cooked by a baby!" And since I will not be working the next three weeks, I need the work. I'm being paid in cute baby noises and snuggles, which I've found somewhat less effective than traditional currency at the local Safeway. I totally thought a giggle from Virg was worth at least a banana, but the store manager didn't seem think so.